Two years later.
Everybody’s already mad at you
They’re mad that you didn’t do what you said would
mad you did what you said you would
Some people are mad about things you never said you’d do
We just liked you so much
We figured you liked everything we liked
Even if you didn’t say you did
And I like you
So Take a tip from your predecessor
When you find yourself having to solve a whole mess of problems
Don’t solve, distract
While we worried about losing our civil liberties
He lowered taxes
While we worried about global warming
He promised a moon base
While we worried about being attacked by terrorists from Afghanistan
He invaded Iraq
Now since we seem to be worried about…everything
We gotta think big
So here it is, ready?
Think about it , Awesome right?
You wanna talk about improving our world image ?
When you enter U.N. meetings
Other nations will have no choice
But to look upon you in shock and awe
As you strut by Iran
Ahmadinejad will lean over to the ayatollah and say
“there he goes, dudes got a flying limo
But in Farcee
You want to be leader in the auto industry again?
Let’s ship a fleet of those bad boys to Japan
Driven by some of the most road ragin’ sons of bitches ever screaming
“I will fly over your meager Asian traffic
For I am an Obnoxious American with a flying car!”
You better pull me over for drunk flying
Cause I’m drunk on Freedom!
You want Green solutions to our problems?
Just tell people flying cars only run on bio fuel
If flying cars only ran on fuel made from corn
Iowa would become Saudi Arabia
Don’t ask don’t tell?
Israel and Palestine
Will have to chill the eff out
The problems of the present
cannot interfere with the badssedness of the future
This is Americas promise
And who cares if it isn’t?
Americans like having something to brag about
Americas flying car
will become the worlds flying car
There will be no wings or propellers
I’m talking star wars shit
They’ll hover and have rockets
A flying car named hope
And it’ll be friggin fast
It’s been two long years
and you are still my motherfucker
But facts are facts
You could introduce a bill to congress
That gave every American citizen a free flag
And Republicans would vote no
Calling it job killing socialism
You could catch Osama Bin Laden
Challenge him to a kickboxing match
and kill him with your bare hands
And Sarah Palin would still call you weak on terrorism
You could pray every day
And Glen Beck will still suck at life
But they all will get in line to buy a flying car
My god it’ll be beautiful
Now go into the White house video library,
Pop on a copy of Back to the Future 2 and take some notes
Because when you say progress
I think roads…where were going we don’t need roads.