The Crypt-O Keepers

By Alanna McFall

Directed by Neil Higgins

7pm at Eclectic Box, October 2, 3, 8, 9, 10, 15, 16, 17

About the show:

Some team meetings feel hellish, but for the cast of The Crypt, a year-round horror attraction, the Devil might literally be in the details. Will the ensemble survive this fear fueled Private Equity buyout? Or will they be stuck in this merger of their immortal souls forever?ย 

NOT GALA 4: Office Holiday Party

Come enjoy pizza while we plea for cash because theatre magic isnโ€™t free!

Theatre’s least classy soiree is back!

When?: Thursday November 13th
Where?: 7pm @ Eclectic Box

Who?: ย Mike McGee with Ben Visini on keys


Featuring:

Tirumari Jothi
Sindie Chopper on Potions & Elixers
No Fucks Given Elf
Contests
2026 Calendar of Events
Inappropriate Corporate Photo Booth
Not-So-Silent Auction
Naughty Limerick Battle
Sliding Scale Bar, Pizza, Surprise guests & more!

Join us for a slice of Pizza in lieu of the pay raise you deserve! 

Itโ€™s CELEBRATION TIME! (Not-or-profits throw parties that cost extra $ to hopefully make more $$$. We do ours a lil differently. Come see!

WeirdStock winner will be announced as part of our 2026 line-up and dip their toe into everyoneโ€™s favorite part of being a celebrated playwright: FUNDRAISING! Yay!!!!

Theย winningย  pitchesย will be featured on screen.

This night is also a celebration of everything we worked on in 2025, so bring your friends, pop a Lactaid, and come support the arts, damn it.

*After Party for WeirdStock writers, productions teams, and full VIP pass holders at Kiitos. Weirdstock festival pass holders do NOT need to buy separate tickets. Not Gala is included.

THE FUTURE THAT LIBERALS WANT or; Resume-Building Post-Apocalypse

May 2nd – May 24th, 2025ย PDTEclectic Box Theatre, SF, CA

Event Details

THE FUTURE THAT LIBERALS WANT or; Resume-Building Post-Apocalypse

A new work by Tirumari Jothi

Directed by Nikki Meรฑez

A celebration of what it means to be a fuck up in a over-optimized world.

Everyone wants Adamuโ€™s perfect sperm, and heโ€™s going to give it to them. Or so he thinks. Unfortunately, it isnโ€™t Adamuโ€™s baby batter thatโ€™s frozen, itโ€™s him! Adamu wakes up hundreds of years in the future to a world run by supposably benevolent AI Robots. Adamuโ€™s presence could ruin a future humanity on track to being its best self, or he might just save it from the horrors of perfection.

Performances: MAY 2, 3, 9, 10, 16, 17, 22, 23, 24 @ 7pm

Eclectic Box 446 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94103

$25 Online Advance, $35 at the door

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Featuring: 

The Mighty Merry Holiday Special

HO-HO-HOSTED by SANTA in TRAINING Mighty Mike McGee

Deck the halls with distractions from electoral disasters fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la, F**K!

With live performances from some of your favorite local artists. 

Join in holiday erotica limericks and naughty cookie decorating competitions. 

Or just come to see our friends make jolly fools of themselves on stage and help us meet our fundraising goals for the unpredictable year ahead. 

Pending drinky details as ABC weighs in on our plans.

TERROR-RAMA 5: THE LAST FINAL CHAPTER!

The Live Horror-Theatre Double Feature Experience Returns. One. Last. Time.

Ever wanted to yell at the scream queen to โ€œrun!โ€ live in real time, or laugh at a campy line in good company instead of on your couch? WE GOT YOU! 

AWESOME THEATRE PRESENTS:

โ€œTERROR-RAMA 5: THE LAST FINAL CHAPTER!โ€

Directed by Colin Johnson

TERROR-RAMA 5: THE LAST FINAL CHAPTER! features world premiere one-act plays by J. Elliott Mendez and Anthony R. Miller. 

Horror-Host Sindie Chopper returns to rewrite your revenge fantasies in blood and make you question all your life and death decisions with laughs and scares abound. 

ACT 1: POR LA NOCHE (BY NIGHT) by J. Elliott Mendez

A young woman named Carolina gets herself caught by a shady Border Patrol Officer. Through her interrogation and the flashbacks that accompany them, we learn that she had made an infernal pact with an ancient evil to exact vengeance upon the system that took her family away from her.

ACT 2: KAREN VS. HELL by Anthony R. Miller

Kara, actually named Karen, stumbles upon her own dead body in the kitchen. The sardonic clerk who accompanies the body, Trevor, informs her that she is dead and, although her ticket to Hell is punched, there have been some mix-ups with her file. We follow Kara as she navigates the afterlife with her expository companion, interviewing to be a torturer, ruminating on the nature of existence and ultimately insisting on seeing the manager. 

Performances: October 11, 12, 17, 18, 19, 24, 25, 26 @ 7pm

Eclectic Box Theatre

446 Valencia St, San Francisco, CA 94103

$25 Online Advance, $30 at the door

Featuring:

Anelisa Armijo Montoya

Annie Dick

Emanuel Morales

Joe Waterman

Maeron Yeshiwas

Max Seijas

Tabbitha McBride

Production Staff

Written by: Anthony R. Miller and J. Elliott Mendez

Directed by: Colin H. Johnson

Produced by: Erica Andracchio

Costume Design: Natalie Ashodian

Prop Design: Puja Tolton

Sound Design: Colin H. Johnson

Set Design: Natalie Ashodian and Puja Tolton

Light Design: Joe Waterman

Casting: Nikki Meรฑez

Video Design: Colin Johnson

Graphic Design: Stephanie Whigham

Executive Producer: Erica Andracchio

Stage Management: Elise Praz & Chloe Barrs

Not-Gala 3: Summer Fundin’

Awesome High

Awesome High is a laugh-out-loud throwback to those teenage years weโ€™d all love to forget, but at the same time canโ€™t get enough of. No clichรฉ is off limits, we hold every typical high school trope in high esteem by kicking a trench into those coming-of-age stories we all know and love. A whoโ€™s-who of Bay Area talent set out to generate a sketch comedy play set within a shared world, complete with characters, jokes, and story arcs. The show will veer seamlessly between live and pre-recorded content, careening us through the last day of school punctuated by the biggest night of the year, Promcoming.

โ€œThe kids are not alright.โ€

Featuring: Eriette Atanante, Andrew Chung, Lauren DePass, Laura Domingo, Missa Perron and Casey Spiegel

Production Staff: Erica Andracchio, Natalie Ashodian, Colin H. Johnson, Kenna M. Lindsay, Margaret Linn, Nikki Meรฑez, Anthony R. Miller, Kelli Westad, and Stephanie Whigham

LIZARD WOMEN

Are You Goth Enough To Be Haunted, Fall In Love With The Wrong Guy, And Burn Down The Mall?

A New Play by Claire Rice
Directed by Neil Higgins

April 14, 15, 20, 21, 22, 27, 28, and 29 8PM

Bindlestiff Studio
185, 6th St. SF

Hey, don’t write yourself off… yet.

Awesome Theatre is thrilled to work with Bindlestiff Studios to present a hauntingly hilarious new gothic romance / dark comedy by national treasure, Claire Rice.

What would you do if you fell in love with a hot older man and were haunted by the ghost of his past lover all while working a minimum-wage summer job at the mall? Would you let the gothic romance of it all take you down, or would you fight against fate? 

Do you have what it takes to be goth enough to handle the haunting romance, the fiery passion, and the ultimate act of rebellion? Come find out as we challenge fate and explore what happens when we dare to write ourselves off.

Featuring: Janelle Aguirre, Max Seijas, Sidney McNulty, Alex Trono, and Nikki Nutterfield

Artistic Staff: Natalie Ashodian, Erica Andracchio, Neil Higgins, Colin Johnson, Kenna Lindsay, Nikki Meรฑez, Anthony R. Miller, Matt Owens, Dave Ragaza, Claire Rice, Puja Tolton, Olivia Vazquez, and Kelli Westad.


Watch the trailer!